Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Kamus Kanak-Kanak

sementara aku jd bibik nie ak nk post bnyk2 entry pasal anak2 sdare aku..sile redho..hu3
ape tggu lg..jom2 blajar bhs kanak2..

1. Terkebelejut= terkejut
2. Hidung kempang= hidung kembang
3. Koddok = Hot Dog

sekian kamus kanak2 utk hri nie semoga brjumpa lagi kwn2! ehehe..

Sunday, November 28, 2010

[Entry sempena musim hujan] Teringat Kisah Dulu-Dulu

korang ingat lg tak klo time hujan..bdk2 lah yg plg hepi..tp bdk zaman dulu maen ngn bdk zaman skrg da laen...

dulu kalo hujan..segala lopak, parit atau mne2 tmpt yg brtakung tu lah yg best..lg kotor tmpt tu lg best..tp kotor zmn dulu ape la sgt..zmn skrg da bnyk toksik..he3!

dulu kalo hujan..tmpt selorang atap tu lah plg feveret..air hujan menyimbah2 kt situ..besh! smpai berebut2 aku ngn adik bradik laen nk duk situ..skrg ni org da pasang selorang atap/gutter yg brtutup so air terus msuk longkang..hu3

dulu depan umah aku de pokok2 getah..time2 hujan mmg besh ah msuk sne maen sorok2 la, pnjat2 pokok la, maen baling2 getah..rndu nye zaman kanak2 aku..

pastu ms ujan men beskal lg..dlu aku ni mcm laki..ganas sial [mcm la skrg jd pompuan melayu terakhir] hu3..aku klo nek beskal, handle tu aku pkai kaki jer..giler ganas..ahaha! kebetulan plak area umah aku tu brbukit sket..mmg syok ah handle beskal pkai kaki turun bukit..fuuuu!

bdak2 skrg mne nk merase..tmbh2 plak klu duk kt bndar..trguling trgolek lah ko men hujan kt simen tu..tu pon klo mak ko bg men air hujan..

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Air Pasang Pagi

"air pasang pagi" versi anak sdareku, zara



air pashang pg curut pulol ima,
nyonya mangun pagi shiyam pokok munga,
pokok munga melo tanam tepi kolam
itik betelur ayam me'gham,
cik baba jtuh lalam payit,
cik aminah ketawa jeghit2,
nek keteapi smpi kem..po,
itik brtelur ayam me'gham,
cik baba bla bla bla...


p/s: nx time nk post video plak..ha3!

Monday, November 22, 2010

MELETUP!!!

alkisah aku dan anak sdare, zhariff yg sdg tgok cter otromen kt laptop


waktu tengah hari
Z: jgn tinggal kite soghang2, tggu kt atash shamer2, kite tkut meletup
Aku: ??? ape yg meletup nye?
Z: bnde tu la, nnti malam die meletup...
aku: haa? mne ade meletup..ni zhariff men laptop xde pape pon..xmeletup pon..
Z: ala..tggu la kite kt atash..

biler malam mnjelma time duk melahap mee goreng..tibe2..
POMMM sane! POMM sini!!

lintang pukang anak sdare aku larik...ahahaha..rupe2 nye bunyi org men mercun..bnde tu yg sebenarnye meletup..ape la ank sdare aku nie, penakut tahap gaban..lelaki plak tuh! hilang macho!


p/s: mggu nie dh 2kali kna muntah kt anak2 sdare..ape la nasib...huuuuu

Saturday, November 20, 2010

EsoK g kL..MlsnYe nK PacKinG!

esok pg2 lagi nk gerak g kL..xnk kna jam katenye si driver..tp xtaw la sbb slalunye akan brtolak 5jam slps tu..adeii!

ape2 pon sy mls semalas2nye nk packing!

knp?

sbb g sne bkn ade pape pon..juz g umah kakak jd babysit jap..die kna g kurusus plak 3 hri..jd aku stay sne smpai konvo..

aku konvo 6hb nie..jom2 ke UiTM Shah Alam ramai2..[mcm la ko tu pemes cam Heliza Helmi ajak g konvo..hu3]

p/s: adekah rakyat Kelantan bersedia mghadapi jalan jam yg serius esok????

Sunday, November 14, 2010

IF I HAD RAPUNZEL’S HAIR

This is Rapunzel..[we already know lahhh]



the story begin with unborn twin, lil'brother and lil'sister chit-chatting about Rapunzel..and..the lil'sister want to have the 70ft Magical Golden Hair...

well, what the lil'sister would do??

[sister] brother, i want to tie up my hair with a lot of sweets like this..so i get 24-7 of sweets in my entire of life!..so heaven!...
[brother] hmm...that's not good to your health as well as your teeth..even mother eat a lot of calcium+vitamin and other healthy pills for 9month and 10days and you just want to damage it?? poor mom..!

[sister] sorry mom for getting greedy...hmm, okay..brother, do you remember that mom has told father that we will getting born on 12.11.10..it is during raining season? bcoz we're live in east-coast area so it will always has flood here...

[sister] well, i think when i have the magical hair, i wish i can be the umbrella for us when the raining season comes..and maybe as a 'sampan' to move out our things when it gets flood! how about that brother?


[brother] woahhh!! that's my lil sister!! you should drink a lot of milk when we're born..milk is so good to have a great hair..

++after the born++

................the lil'sister drink a lot...lot..lot..of MILK!.....................

BUT..

it's not like the lil sister want..it's look like spiderweb umbrella?? what the..? not great at all! even we can get wet during raining! oh gosh!

what kind of milk i drink?


[brother] hahahahaha! u got a prank! i put a cockroach+spider species in your milk..hahahaha!


[sister] WHAT???? if i know it before, i'll smack u down in mom's womb! Grrrrr!


[brother] hahahahahaah!

what a weird brother! well, it is just a story..i'm doing it for one of the NUFFNANG contest IF I HAD RAPUNZEL'HAIR CONTEST. So, dear Bloggers, if you are interested to join please click this
IF I HAD RAPUNZEL'HAIR CONTEST for more information..there have a great prizes to grab too!! Good Luck!

Wait...wait..wait! before that, this is my best hair! i'm still saving mine to have an umbrella hair! haha!

Baju raya haji lah pulak!

kami da beli bju rye..korang?? walaupon sme jenis tp kami ske pkai ala2 boria..bru ade feel adik bradik..ekukekuke...



ekceli bju rye aku yg kaler pink tuh, adik aku plak jeles sbb die xde lg...trpakse la aku pkai kaler biru yg akak aku dlu..yg coklet tu bju mak aku..akak aku pkai..amek ko ayat bangla mari..hak3!

p/s: adik bradik yg laen sile jgn jeles..sape suh keje n study jauh2...huhe!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

KEGHAIRAHAN Abe Kob & Na

Please Click to read..=)

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p/s: sape2 xpaham leh request kt aku..klo xde request aku x translate..ehehe

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Netbook 1Malaysia

woahh..hri ni adik aku g amek netbook 1 Malaysia..dr kol 2 tggu kol 6 lbih bru dapat..sbb? xcukup netbook..trpakse la menunggu..xpe la asalkan free..org da bg brsyukur je la..



kenapa adik aku dapat?

Netbook 1Malaysia ni adelah sumbangan dr kerajaan melalui inisiatif SKMM (Suruhanjaya Komunikasi dan Multimedia Malaysia) dan hanye utk keluarga yg mmpunyai pendapatan bawah RM3000..yela, femli aku ni sederhana jer..ehehe..program ni nk bg budak2 skolah celik IT..tp aku rse diorg da trlbih celik skrg..huhe!

Terima Kasih..=)

[aku update pakai netbook 1Malaysia nie] wahahaha..*abis la laptop aku da majuk..hu3!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Fogging!

msuk hari ni dah 3 hri tggu aktiviti fogging memogging area umah aku..whattheF-rog..
mse hri jumaat aritu wat enausmen tu beriya la nk wat kol 5.30..suh angkat kain jemuran, bukak smer pntu,tgkap tutup, mknan2 kna msuk peti, nnti time fogging kna duk luar..

biler dh kol 5.00..ak g la angkat2 kain jemuran..sbb kte nk wat dlm 5.30..

then 5.30...lengan bju org kesihatan pon xnmpak apetah lg pajero nye..hu3..

tggu lagi...5.50..xde pape..

kol 6.10..xde jgk..

6.30 pon xde..aku ngn mak aku ckp maybe esok ler kot..esok ler sgt..cis!

hah! smpai hri ni xde..ntah pape jnji org kesihatan nie..len kali klo xmau bwat ckp awal2 ni nyusahkan org..haih!

menyusahkan ker? *YELA, SBB TRPAKSE CANCEL NK PEGI SHOPPING..IM A SHOP-A-HOLIC..*tetibe!

Phone Interview yg Hampeh!

arini sgt sedih sbb xleh nk 'perform' ms kna phone interview..
alkisahnyer..

[selepas ade 4 missed call]..*xtaw la aku g mne ms nie..ak gtaw mak aku de no.key ell call tp xtaw sape..mak aku suh call la blik..aku? nk call ke xnak..duk cmtu 10minit..last2 aku call jgk..

tuutt..tuuut..
aku: hello..mmm..nk tye, sy ade dpt call dr no ni td so bole taw dr...[terus die potong]
interviewer: ok, nme u sape?
aku: bla..bla..bla..
interviewer: ok, i call u back..

lpas beberapa saat..

interviewer: hello, i'm F**** from C******** and i want to make phone interview regarding ur application to our comp..*cmtu le kot ayat die..
aku: ok
interviewer: why u interested to join bla..bla..bla..
aku: mm..i want to improve bla..bla..bla..and errmm, ermm..to build confidence bla bla..
interviewer: ok. what is ur job preference?
aku: ermm..erm..i prefer at admin department bla bla bla..
interviewer: ok. what skills do you have..
aku: ermm..aaa..ermm..i have bla bla bla..and ermm...bla bla..

tetibe putus...konpem xdapat kn?? isk3..

naper la aku jd blur n gagap plak time tu..sungguh menyesal..arghhhh!!

kpd cik interviewer bole x interview blik? pliss..pliss..pliss..hu3!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Ikan Oh Ikan

tgh duk godek2 laptop tetibe trbukak folder ikan..ingtkn ape rupenye gmbr2 time kteorg tgh kaler ikan2..ni bkn pertandingan mewarna yerr tuan puan..ni utk pertandingan blok dan bilik trcantik utk Kolej THO..saper2 penah blaja UiTM Machang..msti taw..dan ini lah hasil kreativiti kami..ikan2 ni lukis sdiri taw..*tp bkn aku la yg lukis..hu3





Dan hasilnyerrrrr.......yeayy!!! time kaseh la utk cik-cik juri krn memilih bilik kami yg xseberapa nie..ehehe.


hamper pon dapat..malam tu jugak licinnn..ahahaha..biase la bdak duk u..ekeke..


aku sgt merindui zaman kegemilangan, suka duka, pahit manis duk UiTM Machang..UiTM Di Hatiku..=)

Friday, November 5, 2010

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!

Wishing Deepavali Vatukel to all indian people all over the world and whoever celebrate it..have a great day!

p/s: aku xde pon kawan2 india..ade sape2 nk kawan ngn aku x?? hu3..

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Contest! Contest! Contest!

salam 1 Malaysia..
*poyo nye minah nie..brsopan plak pg2 buta nie..hu3

okeh entry pg2 buta nie KHAS utk contest encik Darkbatman taw! ha?? Darkbatman? saper tu? nak taw sile ke sini Darkbatman
aku rela bersengkangkang mate wat entry ni kot2 dpt simpati tuan empunyer contest nk bg RM100 kt aku..ekekeke! ingt aritu xdpt da sbb xleh msuk blog dier wpon contest tu blom smpai tarikh luputnyer..seb baek Darkbatman sgt brmurah hati[ ...ke?] extend kan tarikhnye smpi hari nie.. =P

nk taw lbih lanjut psal contest sile klik sini..contest RM100 utk cipta tagline darkbatman

siap ade gmbr owner tu tp mcm bukan..xtaw la pe motipnye..nk tunjuk kerusi bru kot sbb muke xde la DARK sgt..hehahu

banyak ckp la aku nie...lets cekidaut pe tagline bru yg aku nk bg kt blog dier..aku bg yg serius dan yg xserius..

yg serius dan mnjaga hati:
" Darkbatman: Hitam.Hangat.tp x Hangus"

yg tak serius tp sinis:
" badan biar legam asalkan wangi"

thank to adikku mUjE bg info pasal contest ni..=p